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What not to do in spectrobes part 5!
Sorry for the long wait, schoolwork and cosplay stuff can get you back a bit………………
1) No wakening ANYONE at HQ up in any of the following ways:
• Placing 6 or 7 alarm clocks around their head (or room), setting them to go off 10 seconds apart, and then trigger the first.
• Yanking the covers off, yelling "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!"
• Getting a radio, disabling the volume control after putting it on the highest setting available, putting 'it's a small world after all' on repeat, then hitting the on button in the person's room.
• Using your blaster to take out the bed's legs, then throwing a large bucket of ice water over your victim.
• Any method that includes the use of live animals, megaphones, high power fire hoses, air powered bicycle horns, fog horns, weaponry, frozen marbles or anything else not approved by command.
2) Never ask one of the high krawl were babies come from. (kelli did that to maja. To tell the truth, that was the fastest way we have ever found to shut maja up. Commander Face palmed.)
3) Once again, Disney songs are not a form of interrogation. No matter how amusing it gets.
4) The badger song is banned in HQ. (I'll let you use your imagination for this one……….)
5) Do not, under any circumstances, try to explain any manga or anime to anyone. (….. and defiantly don't try to explain some of the wackier characters that you come across, like Grell from black butler.>.<)
6) When commentating an interplanetary baseball game, the words 'the team captain just got hit in the butt' id expectable. "The team captain takes it up the a**" is not. (Now that was a fun game. Kamtoga had the microphone. How does 'X-rated sound to you…>->)
7) Building on that last one, never challenge the high krawl (plus Krux) to a baseball game. (That was a game for the archives to record and cherish. We played out on hydrona's ice fields. It all started with us trying to negotiate Rallen's safe return after he was captured mid battle the day earlier. It ended with a game with the rules: there is none, except no maiming or killing each other, and don't eat the ball. We won.)
8) Chairs, tables and computer desks do not count as proper weapons. And a saucepan is not a helmet. ( Gretta strikes yet again)
Sorry for the long wait, schoolwork and cosplay stuff can get you back a bit………………
1) No wakening ANYONE at HQ up in any of the following ways:
• Placing 6 or 7 alarm clocks around their head (or room), setting them to go off 10 seconds apart, and then trigger the first.
• Yanking the covers off, yelling "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!"
• Getting a radio, disabling the volume control after putting it on the highest setting available, putting 'it's a small world after all' on repeat, then hitting the on button in the person's room.
• Using your blaster to take out the bed's legs, then throwing a large bucket of ice water over your victim.
• Any method that includes the use of live animals, megaphones, high power fire hoses, air powered bicycle horns, fog horns, weaponry, frozen marbles or anything else not approved by command.
2) Never ask one of the high krawl were babies come from. (kelli did that to maja. To tell the truth, that was the fastest way we have ever found to shut maja up. Commander Face palmed.)
3) Once again, Disney songs are not a form of interrogation. No matter how amusing it gets.
4) The badger song is banned in HQ. (I'll let you use your imagination for this one……….)
5) Do not, under any circumstances, try to explain any manga or anime to anyone. (….. and defiantly don't try to explain some of the wackier characters that you come across, like Grell from black butler.>.<)
6) When commentating an interplanetary baseball game, the words 'the team captain just got hit in the butt' id expectable. "The team captain takes it up the a**" is not. (Now that was a fun game. Kamtoga had the microphone. How does 'X-rated sound to you…>->)
7) Building on that last one, never challenge the high krawl (plus Krux) to a baseball game. (That was a game for the archives to record and cherish. We played out on hydrona's ice fields. It all started with us trying to negotiate Rallen's safe return after he was captured mid battle the day earlier. It ended with a game with the rules: there is none, except no maiming or killing each other, and don't eat the ball. We won.)
8) Chairs, tables and computer desks do not count as proper weapons. And a saucepan is not a helmet. ( Gretta strikes yet again)
sorry for the long gap guys.... i was pritty pre-occupied.
spectrobes from disney.
spectrobes from disney.
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what if it is approved by command? I think I might know a few.....unconventional methods that may be approved XD