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what not to do in spectrobes 3

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Things I am not allowed to do in Spectrobes part 3

Hi there, Starfire the dragon here with the latest instalment of "things I am not allowed in Spectrobes".

1) No pushing your commanding officer into any swimming pools/ hot tubs /lakes /rivers /ponds /any other bodies of water. (Do your self a big favour and DON'T. ask Rallen what happened to him if you don't believe me...)

2) 'Improving' Commander Grant's office/ privet quarters/ space cruiser with out his permission is not allowed in any shape or form. (Kelli & Tobias got their buts dumped in one of our high security prison cells for the 'ten gallons of pink paint and glitter' gag)

3) No spiking HQs water supply with high grade vodka. (There was a note on our website the next day reading: "closed due to collative staff hangover. Please contact one of our other branches.")

4) No on duty drinking contests. (One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!)

5) If dumped in one of the cell blocks for a prank or for safety reasons (your own or for the sake of others) don't pass the time by driving others on the cell block insane. (Kelli and Tobias were placed in a cell next to Jado. Poor Jado.)

6) Don't handcuff Rallen to Kamtoga. (Bad things will happen and you will be blamed.)

7) If captured by the high krawl, and taken back to the secret base, no releasing drones that are programmed to spray pink paint over anyone they meet, then take a photo. (I don't know why this rule exists, but we were all in stitches when Jeena told us about that. She did it. Krux looks pretty in pink.)

8) No dressing up as Maja for Halloween. (Kelli, you know who you are. Please don't)
sorry this took so long to put up, but a load of exasms fell on my head (*ow*). spectrobes belongs to disney.

( the reson that it is shorter then the rest is that i am A) cramming for a cemastry exam later on this week and B) i am planning a summer holiday theamed verson.)
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ChaosDancer12's avatar
I wanna see a drabble of rule 7 because the image of Krux covered in pink paint is so funny I nearly laughed out loud in public.