what not to do in spectrobes 2

Things I am not allowed to do in Spectrobes part 2.

Welcome back to what I am not allowed to do in Spectrobes. Since commander has not complained about the last set of rules, I am going to do some more.

1) Disney songs are not a form of interrogation. (We had a lot of fun before this rule came into force. Gelberus was clawing at the walls and pleading to be let out by the time we were finished with him.)

2) I will not write RALLEN AND JEENA SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G on ANY of the walls in HQ in big bold letters. (In red paint. Rallen's face when he saw it was priceless. Then he got mad.)

3) The firing range is to be use to test new weapons, the ship hanger is not. (Rallen Swiss-cheesed the walls.)

4) Dragon dose not translate into taxi. (So stop trying to use me as one!)

5) No putting collars on Spectrobes. Or leashes. Or pet tags.

6) I will not try to convince new recruits to befriend Krux. (That will probably end badly.)

7) Krawl do not make good pets. End of story.

8) If you call ether twin (or Maja!) medusa, tentacle face, freak show or anything of the like, you will regret it BIG TIME!

9) No going exploring with Neal. (You will be pulling him out of every natural trap possible.)

10) Message from Kamtoga: 50 IS NOT OLD. Just mature. (Oh? Right. Just to let you know, I'm 102 and that is a TEENAGER in dragon terms. So what dose that make you??)

11) I will not take photos of Rallen topless, and then stick them up on HQ's forum. (Rallen now has FAN GIRLS!! My bad.)

12) I am not allowed to shoot at fan girls. (Owned Rallen, owned.)

13) I will not call Jado a prick to his face. (Things would of got ugly if he was not contained in a krawl proof cell.)

14) I will not try to X-ray Gronos. (Kelli came out with "wow, I think we found Aldous's home planet. And a lot of other things. No wonder he is sooooo tubby." Anyone in earshot lost it completely.)

15) 3 words. "WERE GOING STREAKING!!" (No caption needed. Commander was not impressed.)